Friday, April 24, 2009

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Thus spake the fortune cookie...

(lost fortunes of Southpaw Voodoo)
  • Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
  • Perhaps not Christ-like, but Jesusesque.
  • Self interest is the only interest.
  • Cross your heart and hope to die
  • One bullet in the right place.
  • What fresh Hell is this?
  • Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy.
  • 'Nihilist' is something that other people call you.
  • Patti Hearst: the charismatic allure of the outlaw.
  • Que el cielo exista, aunque mi lugar sea el infierno.
  • The original is unfaithful to the translation.
  • Always remember where you last saw the Devil.
  • You are exactly where I want you to be.
  • A simple action. Constantly repeated.
  • If it's not done at the last minute it doesn't get done.
  • If you lived here, you'd be home by now.
  • Circle the wagons.
  • Consider the thermodynamic properties of money.
  • In Heaven. Everything is fine.
  • KOTODAMA
  • Paradise is reserved for those who build paradise.
  • Does humour belong in Art?
  • Cyanide. Now there's an antidepressant.
  • You can't make great music eating instant ramen.
  • Art=transformative. Rock'n'roll=redemptive.
  • As soon as I get out of here, I'm going places.
  • Enable godmode.
  • Fuck it.
  • Madness shared is madness doubled.
  • Don't throw the punches, just roll with them.
  • Regretting it later depends on there being a later.
  • Good news sleeps till noon.
  • May this sentiment strike you as genuine.
  • Let’s hope the notes are legible.
  • Once more with spirit.
  • Lights: holes in the dark.
  • Cheap wine can be enough, sometimes.
  • Laziness: a justification not an excuse.
  • Just because you fucking can.
  • It’s my grave. I'll dig it if I want to.
  • Grey sky rain slick red brick.
  • It could be more fun than we give it credit for.
  • Verse Chorus Verse
  • The enemy gets restless sometimes.
  • Punk is dead.
  • Officially it didn’t exist. And therefore wasn’t on any maps.
  • The dreams you forget are the premonition ones.
  • Just about anything could work right now.
  • Look for the hidden hand in all things.
  • Devotion could always use a little more sacrament.
  • Some are desiring to become mythologies. And why not?
  • Taking things too far will never get you anywhere.
  • Expect retribution.
  • Possibly divine.
  • Ghosts don’t want to come back.
  • Who are you trying to fool?
  • Love is an organizational nightmare.
  • Abandon here all ye who enter hope.
  • Just because it’s a good a place doesn’t mean it’s the only place.
  • Cut it in half and have two of them.
  • Let them drink Drāno if they can’t take a joke.
  • History is a poor art to use as a base for experience.
  • The same thing in another direction is new.
  • Urgent action is proscribed.
  • Get drunk on the fermented juices of forbidden fruit.
  • Accept no rule of terror.
  • The Captain goes down with the ship.